Hey there!

you like clowns? you like clowns? you want me to make you a balloon animal? i bet you like ballon animals. you do. you like balloon animals. you want me to honk on my clown nose.

you want me to honk on my clown nose dontcha? you want me to give it a little BEEP you think that'll be real funny. dont you? you want me to perform a little tap dance don't you? you want a fucking tap dance? from me? ah... i'm so honored! i'll try my best

i'll tap my clown shoes so good. -taps my little clown shoes together- -taps my little clown shoes together- -taps my little clown shoes together- what? what's wrong? why are you crying? -my clown shoes stop tapping-

I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. I wish it would stop. I wish I didn't have to do this. I wish I could go back. I didn't mean to drag you into this. I'm awful. I'm sickening.

forgive me